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| my death |
| 04.10.05 (2:30 pm) [edit] |
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| is this fake or not? |
| 04.01.05 (1:31 pm) [edit] |
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| wow |
| 07.25.04 (6:03 pm) [edit] |
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so today my dad and i were heading to Mary and Berry Park (the hiking trails down the street from Standly) to go mountain biking. On the genesse offramp about a hundred feet un front of my car another car got cut off. the car that got cut off imidiatly swerved right running over the curb skidded into the iceplant and flipped right into the lightpost. knocking the lightpost over and then the car skidded to a stop upsied down. I pulled over right in front of the flipped car. Me and my dad and two other people hellped the people in the flipped car escape while another driver of called 911. Luckly the driver only had cuts on his knees and elbows while the passenger walked away with no injurys at all. I was the only one who saw it happen so my dad and i waited for the police to arrive. I had to answer a few questions and tell them what i saw. i gave them info on how to reach me if they needed any more info and then they let me and my dad go. you should have seen the car it is amazing that no one got siriously injured.
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| yup |
| 07.22.04 (9:33 pm) [edit] |
Boy Meets World 1st season: August 24, 2004
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire movie: November 18, 2005
Lance Armstrong is 4 min 9 sec ahead of everyone else (so he is in first)
Kristin's b day party is 2 days away.
soooo...yup
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| stupid people |
| 07.21.04 (11:01 am) [edit] |
i found this story on the darwin awards website
FYI, I think that this might be admissible. The guy wasn't running from the police... but the alcohol could render this admissible
Runway drunk takes a dunk
About 2 years ago I was working for the Kotzebue Police department in Kotzebue Alaska, which is about 30 miles north of the arctic circle. In Kotzebue the only access to Anchorage and the outside world is the Alaska Airlines 737 service. The main runway ends at the shore line to the Chuckchi sea, but there is a road running between the end of the runway and the beach. When a plane is landing or taking off there are large gates with lights like a railroad crossing that lower and keep pedestrians and vehicles out of the way. Also a DOT worker stations themselves in a truck at one end of the road to watch for violators and advise the jet to stop or abort the landing or take off.
One after noon I received a dispatch to respond for an intoxicated male on the roadway while the jet was trying to take off. The jet had taxied to the end of the runway near the road and turned around to take off. I arrived a found the jet gone and a very wet drunk staggering out of the water. The drunk could not tell me what had happened and the DOT worker was laughing to hard and was in tears at the time. So after taking the drunk 20 year old male home and providing him with a citation for Minor Consuming Alcohol I returned to find out what had happened.
Apparently our hero had been staggering down the road headed home after getting smashed in a local area known as South Tent City while the jet was taxiing. Being in a less then alert state he walked past the flashing lights and gates and DOT could not get to him to move him because of the back blast from the jet. The jet turned around and was getting ready to leave when it was advised of the drunk staggering behind the engines. The pilot waited for about 10 minutes and after not hearing another word from the DOT worker assumed the drunk was gone and hit the throttles to take off. Well our drunk was not out of the way yet and had apparently paused for a breather behind the jet while walking to enjoy those nice exhaust fumes. He was picked up by the engine back blast and cleared 30 feet of beach and about 50 feet of water before coming in for splash down. Luckily for him the water temperature is about a constant 38 degrees in the arctic and about 20 feet deep where he landed it apparently brought him around enough to swim to shore.
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| 4th place |
| 07.20.04 (2:03 pm) [edit] |
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yesterday was the last water polo game of the summer season. we got fourth place. we were three points away from getting third kind of a bummer oh well g2g bye
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| Life |
| 07.19.04 (11:03 pm) [edit] |
If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. Life is amazing. Some people don't believe in mericals but in reality mericals are an everyday thing. Most people are so used to these mericals that they don't even notice them anymore. Did you know that there is aproximatly 352,239 births per day.
Today is the first day of the new session of swim lessons. and i am finally able to teach. Right now i am just teaching a bunch of three to five year olds. they are so funny. im tired so ill ttyl
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| I feel lonley |
| 07.18.04 (4:21 pm) [edit] |
"Her body moved with the frankness that comes from solitary habits. But solitude is only a human presumption. Every quiet step is thunder to beetle life underfoot; every choice is a world made new for the chosen. All secrets are witnessed." This is a quote from a book i am reading for my AP Envirmental science class that i am taking next year. I think that this qote somehow relates to the toga party last night but i cant quite figure out how. So yea last night i went to a toga party that marie was throughing. it was a lot of fun. I cant believe my parents let me go nowing that there was going to be drinking and i was going to drink. they also let me spend the night there. I dont think i drank enough to get drunk but i definatley had a buzz. it was a lot of fun. the only downside is that i stayed up really late listening to ty and nicole talk. So today i am really tired. I feel bad for nicole because she had to go to church this morning and a bday party later today. all i have going on is water polo practice tonight. i feel bad for ty to because she went through a lot last night. i hope everything plays out alright for you. my house seems so quiet and dull. i wish that there was another party tonight. i have to go and eat dinner now so ill try and post again soon
ttyl!!
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| yea thats it |
| 07.12.04 (1:01 am) [edit] |
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Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: Life sucks :!: :!: i know i should be happy right now because i passed my WSI class (water saftey instructer class) but well im not. i dont really know why but i am down in the mudd....::thinking::......Girls are evil there are a few exceptions but not to many. They can also be oblivious and misleading. its not their fault though. They are only human. To all you girls who are getting offended and think that i am sexist, im not and i also believe that guys can be the same way. but seriously girls have so much influence on guys and they use it to fuck with our minds and then we get mad and they blame it on us... sorry about all that im just trying to blow off some steam. i gess ill stop now :?
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| nothin |
| 04.28.04 (10:33 pm) [edit] |
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sorry i haven't updated this in a while. so today i went surfing. the waves were like double over head at la jalla. which is insane. i feel so alone right now. i cant wait for summer. i am going to new york right when school gets out. i am so hungry. i cant eat for the next eight hours because i am getting a bunch of tests done on me in the morning. the good thing though is that i am going to be late to school. i feel like i am going to through up. funny though because i have nothing in my stomach to through up. i wish i could tell you people what is going on in my head. and no amber and chelsea kelly it is not perverted. well im tired ill try to write more tomorrow. and ill try to make it less boaring. ttyl
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| Harry potter |
| 03.17.04 (8:23 pm) [edit] |
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the new harry potter movie is comming out in78 days 2 hours, 7 minutes, and 29 sevonds from when i make this post. just thought youd like to know
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| were here and we're writing this? |
| 02.21.04 (4:03 pm) [edit] |
were at jeff party and we r so bored that we r writing a
blog on how bored we r. (we as in niko and bobby). when we got here jeff was playing ddr and if u dont now what that is its a game where u dance and get points aand as u can guess jeff really suck. brian just show up like 3 mins ago and hes already bored. although if nicole were here than maybe we could have fun somewhere else. i mean if jeff would do something with the group like play a board game (alough i'm really sick of those) we would still have more fun. WE R SO BORED THAT WE HAVE NOTHING TO WRITE CAUSE THERE IS NOTHING GOING ON HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . . . :( :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:
well that about explains our boredom. the sad thing is that and jeff's little cousins r having more fun than us. niko just fell on avery and that was probably the most exciting thing that has happened so far. now i'm looking out the window waiting for me to die of boredom. . . hhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaa :!: :cry:
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we just wrote that cause we're HELLA BBOORREEDD!!!!
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| finally |
| 02.09.04 (6:48 pm) [edit] |
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yesterday was my birthday as you already know :) . i went snowboarding with jeff and brian. it was great. today was a normal day though....except for the fact that I GOT MY DRIVERS LICENCE :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: i am sooo excited. after i got my licence i went out driving. i went to Burger king then to the library. did my homework. then i went to the claramont surf shop and came home. i just got back. it was sooo much fun. ill see you all tomorrow. g2g bye.
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| Mutts |
| 02.04.04 (3:11 pm) [edit] |
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amber i couldn't put in any pictures on my blog so i made a website and put the mutts comics there. i made a link to the website from this page. it is labled mutts. have fun.
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| funny excuse notes |
| 01.29.04 (6:15 pm) [edit] |
Real excuse notes from parents (with their original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country:
1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
3. Dear School: Please excuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,30, 31, 32, and also 33.
4.Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
5. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
10. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
11. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the runs. [words in ()'s were crossed out.]
12. Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.
13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
14. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wears.
16. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
17. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
20. Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
21. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
22. Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor.
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| sorry |
| 01.28.04 (9:33 pm) [edit] |
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sorry i don't write anything interesting. so how about you galls and guys give me some topics. yea but anyway... hmmm...i don't want to bore you guys so i wont write anything. happy now. g2g. bye.
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| yea |
| 01.27.04 (4:52 pm) [edit] |
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yea sorry the last two blogs were so long. but you have to admit that parts of them were funny. So today i got my scedual changed. i switched out of spanish and into woodshop. woodshop is going to be so easy. jeff and brian your guyses chem class is sooo noisey or however you spell it. everyone in the fith period class just sleeps all period. yea and kevin have fun in spanish. g2g bye
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| 258 things to do if you are boared |
| 01.26.04 (6:42 pm) [edit] |
(MAKE SURE YOU READ THE ENTRY BEFORE THIS ONE FIRST)
1. Wax the ceiling.
2. Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car.
3. Drop your cat from a high place, to see if it really does land on all four feet.
4. Repeat above until failure.
5. Rearrange political campaign signs.
6. Sharpen your teeth.
7. Play Houdini with one of your siblings.
8. Braid your dogs hair.
9. Clean and polish your belly button.
10. Water your dog...see if he grows.
11. Wash a tree.
12. Genuflect to Larwence Welk.
13. Knight yourself and some close friends.
14. Found the Jim Jones' School of Modern Bartending.
15. Flirt with an evergreen.
16. Scare Steven King.
17. Give your cat a mohawk.
18. Purr.
19. Mow your carpet.
20. Rake your carpet (to clean up the clippings.)
21. Whine
22. Play Pat Boone records backwards.
23. Re-elect Richard Nixon.
24. Dress like your favorite Heavy Metal group...surprise your grandmother.
25. Listen to a painting.
26. Play with matches.
27. Buff your cat.
28. Raise professional racing ferrets.
29. Paint your home...day-glo orange.
30. Dial-a-Prayer and argue.
31. Read Homer in the original Greek.
32. Learn Greek.
33. Change your mind.
34. Change it back.
35. Watch the sun...see if it moves.
36. Mail Jerry Falwell a Hustler magazine.
37. Recite romantic poetry...to your toaster.
38. Paint your windows.
39. Flash your goldfish.
40. Paint.
41. Smile.
42. Paint a smile.
43. Shoot at a fire hydrant.
44. Apologize to it.
45. See if you really can build a small nuclear device in your basement.
46. Rotate your garden...daily.
47. Plant a shoe.
48. Write letters to all the political officials that are representing you and tell them what a good job they are doing...on April 1st.
49. Sweat.
50. Give a Rorschach (Ink-blot) Test to your gerbil.
51. Take apart all your major kitchen appliances.
52. Mix and match the parts.
53. Turn your TV picture tube upside down.
54. Take your sofa for a walk.
55. Write a letter to Plato.
56. Mail it.
57. Start.
58. Stop.
59. Dial 911...breath heavily.
60. Go to a funeral...tell jokes.
61. Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets.
62. Carry a tune.
63. Drop it to see if it breaks.
64. Starch your shoes.
65. Contemplate a cockroach.
66. Get a dog to chase your car.
67. Let him catch it.
68. Form a political party.
69. Throw a political party.
70. Climb a sidewalk.
71. Ride a loaf of bread.
72. Annoy yourself.
73. Get angry with yourself.
74. Stop speaking to yourself.
75. Kiss and make-up.
76. Stand on your head.
77. Stand on someone else's head.
78. Learn everything there is to know about the Holy Roman Empire.
79. Read a Harlequine Romance Novel...but only if you're REALLY bored.
80. Build a pyramid.
81. Paint your teeth.
82. Wear a salad.
83. Speak with a forked tongue.
84. MAKE a drive in window at your local bank.
85. Walk on water...but DON'T get caught.
86. Shave a shrub.
87. Have a proton fight.
88. Watch a car rust.
89. Quiver.
90. Confess to a crime that you didn't commit.
91. Learn to type...with your toes.
92. Buy the Brooklyn Bridge.
93. Mail it to a friend.
94. Be in the wrong place at the right time.
95. Be someone special.
96. Plot the overthrow of your local School Board.
97. Request covert assistance from the CIA.
98. Factor your social security number.
99. Take the fifth.
100. Take the sixth.
101. Read the 1962 Des Moines White Pages.
102. Join the Foreign Legion.
103. Learn to write Sanskrit.
104. Learn to read Sanskrit.
105. Exist...existentially of course.
106. Search for buried treasure...in Nebraska.
107. Hot wax the bottoms of your brother's dress shoes.
108. Print counterfeit Confederate money.
109. Kick a cabbage.
110. Take a picture.
111. Put it back.
112. Go back to square one.
113. Sand a mushroom.
114. Find the heat capacity of your chemistry professor.
115. Play solitare...for cash.
116. Abuse your patio furniture.
117. Run for Pope.
118. If you don't win, run for God.
119. If you still don't win, run for Mayor of Toledo.
120. Write a book about a previous life.
121. Count to a million...fast.
122. Have your cat bronzed.
123. Make a quilt out of used cocktail napkins.
124. Revert.
125. Sleep on a bed of nails.
126. Don't toss and turn.
127. Think shallow thoughts.
128. Run around in squares.
129. Boil ice cream.
130. Sterilize your stereo, with Jack Daniels.
131. Carve your girl/boyfriends initials...in a marshmallow.
132. Converse...with a flatworm.
133. Speak in acronyms.
134. Drive the speed limit...in your garage.
135. Make a schematic drawing...of a rock.
136. Be a rabid Boxcar Willi fan.
137. Sing the National Anthem...during your calculus final.
138. Pay off the national debt...with a bad check.
139. Calmly have a nervous breakdown.
140. Give your goldfish a perm.
141. Fly a brick.
142. Play tag...on the nearest interstate.
143. Excorsize a ghost.
144. Exersize a ghost.
145. Go to a cemetary and verbally abuse dead people.
146. Paint stripes on a lake.
147. Ski Kansas.
148. Wear a bowler...hat, stupid.
149. Test thin ice...with a pogo stick.
150. Apply for a Unicorn Hunting License.
151. Defend your neighborhood from roving Mongol hordes.
152. Do a good job.
153. Crawl.
154. Be a side affect.
155. Ride a bicycle...up Mt. McKinley.
156. Play hockey with your little cousin...as the puck.
157. Duck.
158. Redecorate your garage.
159. Develope a complex.
160. Join the Army...be someone simple.
161. Try harder.
162. Hit the deck.
163. Cut the deck.
164. Make a deal with the Devil...keep your fingers crossed.
165. Put legwarmers on all your furniture.
166. Be number six.
167. Sit.
168. Stay.
169. Roll over.
170. Play dead.
171. Scheme.
172. Sprinkle your family room.
173. Cause a power failure.
174. Pour instant concrete in your brothers waterbed.
175. Give a lecture tour on the historical signifigance of cream cheese.
176. Wrigle.
177. Be cherubic.
178. Debate politics with a fern.
179. If you lose stop watering it.
180. Donate your brother's body to science.
181. Join Hell's Angels by mail.
182. Wonder.
183. Give your cat a suntan...in the microwave.
184. Be a square root.
185. Park your car...with a friend.
186. Park your car...with a group of friends.
187. Ask stupid questions.
188. Spew.
189. Surf Ohio.
190. Go bowling...for small game.
191. Have your first statement of bankruptcy framed.
192. Hang it on the wall in your office.
193. Staple.
194. Solve the population problem. i.e. x + 2y - 16x = population; solve for x.
195. Contribute to the population problem.
196. Interview a cloud.
197. Play tiddly-winks...go for blood.
198. Go to a drive-in movie in a tank.
199. Go to a non-drive-in movie in a tank and drive in anyway.
200. Crumble.
201. Crumple.
202. Translate Shakespear into English.
203. Skydive...to church.
204. Send the president an alarm clock...wind it up first.
205. Do aerobics...in your head.
206. Play card with your swimming pool.
207. Found a cockroach stable and stud farm.
208. Send your goldfish to obedience school.
209. Pinstripe your driveway.
210. Play "Kick the fire-hydrant."
211. Harness chipmunk power
212. Free the opressed toaster-ovens of America.
213. Free the obsessed toaster-ovens of America.
214. Mug a stop sign.
215. Change your name...daily.
216. Go for a walk...in the attic.
217. Challenge the neighbor kid to duel.
218. Find a witch.
219. Burn her.
220. Regress.
221. Find out how many ways there really are to skin a cat.
222. Go bow hunting...for Toyotas.
223. Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids.
224. Boldly go where no man has gone before.
225. Jump back.
226. Play to lose.
227. Scalp a VW.
228. Be a threat to the American way of life.
229. Be a threat to the Northwest Tibetan way of life.
230. Re-establish the Roman Empire...in Toronto.
231. Have your car painted plaid.
232. Found the TLO (Toledo Liberation Organization.)
233. Play nuclear chicken with a small third world nation.
234. Race turnips.
235. Give your grandmother a raise...and another week paid vacation.
236. Sharpen your sleeping skills.
237. Put out a fire.
238. If you can't find one make one.
239. Ionize your new chemistry professor (remember you took the heat capacity of the first one)
240. Make a lifesized replica of the Statue of Liberty...out of grape jello.
241. Tree a goldfish.
242. Get a college education.
243. Bury your fathers Nissan.
244. Tell your him the dog did it.
245. Catch a falling star.
246. Throw it back.
247. Place your cat in hyper-space.
248. Again tell your dad the dog did it.
249. Corner the market on Agnew in '76 buttons.
250. Find out where all these cylinders graduated from.
251. Install handicapped access to the {your favorite pathetic baseball team here}'s dugout.
252. Kickstart your TV.
253. Kickstop your TV.
254. Perfect the internal cumbustion telephone.
255. Prove once and for all that a cow can jump over the moon.
256. Complain to God that Jupiter has more moons than we do.
257. Make a list of things to do when bored.
258. Renumber the bored list...
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| 100 ways to tell if you are boared |
| 01.26.04 (6:38 pm) [edit] |
1. if you play solitare for more then 10 minutes
2. if you play solitare for more time then you excersize in a week.
3. if you can get more then 100 wins in one night in solitare
4. if on a saturday night all you do is sit at home and watch movies by urself.
5. if you have enough time to memorize more then 3 digits of pie
6. if playing x-box become a chore
7. if your life rovolves around sitting at a computer watching comedy central all day long
8. if you listen to music all day long and can listen to your playist of over 100 songs go through at least 3 times
9. if you sit at your computer all day checking your email every 5 minutes hoping some one has emailed you
10. if you sit at your computer all day checking your blog every 5 minutes to c if ne one has responeded
11. if you can recite reruns on multiple channels. (thanks jeff for the first 11 ways of the 100 ways.
12. if you do your homework on friday
13. if you do your homework on saturday
14. if you do your homework on sunday morning
15. if your room is clean
16. if you know how to build a computer
17. if you actually do the list of chores your parents tell you to do when you say your boared
18. if you play chess againset yourself
19. if you play checkers against yourself
20. if you compose the harry potter theme song on your sell phone
21. if you pass the time by spinning a monkey keychain around your finger
22. if you count how many dots are on the celing of your classroom (4823497 dots on Mrs levens's ceiling)
23. if you think of your 1st and 2nd period class as nap time
24. if you know what mr. fox is talking about
25. You're doing voice overs for the people on the telly, when you're on your own
26. if you Walk downstairs ask "is there anything in the fridge" and before anyone replies say "oh well, I wasn't hungry anyway"
27. if you Maths coursework seems interesting
28. if You send people e-mails when you suddenly find out that it's national peppercorn day in Bermuda (April 23rd)
29. You go for a walk to the end of the yard and back
30. You start looking in the atlas for funny sounding place names
31. You have a shower - again
32. You decide to alphabetise your CDs
33. You go and find the cat just incase he's doing something interesting
34. You sit and watch the goldfish
35. You give a name to the fly that's trapped in your room
36. You return your library books
37. You go for a walk to the end of the yard and back
38. You have a shower - again
40. You're listening to welsh radio (this doesn't work if you're welsh)
41. if you Work on your web page
42. if you Learn to whistle 14.4/28.8 bps sounds
43. if you Juggle everything you can find
44. if you Flip through that old UNIX manual...
45. if you Read over the "membership policy" for your ISP
46. if you Format all those AOL disks you got in the mail...
47. if you Spends hours looking for spelling mistakes on this entry....(lemmie know eh?)
48. if you Jump up! Start running! Don't stop! (a la Forrest Gump or jeff)
49. if you Spell your name with mustard all over the street
50. if you Search for space anomalies
51. if you Think up brand-new ways to insult AOL users
52. if you Think up brand-new ways to insult Mac users
53. if you Think up brand-new ways to insult AOL users that own Macs
54. if you Learn new and exciting words by reading the dictionary
55. if you sing the song that never ends (compleate lyrics after these 100 ways)
56. if you learn how to cuss in german (cuss phrases after these 100 ways)
57. if you Learn to play the kazoo
58. if you Go to the Mecca of Albino Squirrels
59. if you Stalk someone
60. if you Spend a few hours staring at the moon & stars (binoculars help, but no peeping at neighbors...well just a bit)
61. if you Work on your Russian accent
62. if you Listen to your favorite CD (or tape, or record, or 8-track for you technologically impaired) over and over and over....
63. if you arrest yourself
64. if you Take your hamster to the beach
65. if you Go to your local museum, and try to get kicked out
66. if you Water the lawn (and spray annoying siblings)
67. if you Eat as many pieces of toast, loaded with tons of peanut butter, as you can
68. if you Learn to play the bagpipes
69. if you laugh at this number
70. if you Go to Wal-Mart
71. if you Slam your head against the wall
72. if you Take a few hours out of your life to wonder how an aardvark spends his days
73. if you Join the Spam Club
74. if you Try to make reservations at McDonalds
75. if you Dare to be Stupid
76. if you Play leapfrog with a unicorn (let me know if you find a unicorn, so I can sell it to some zoo for tons of $$$)
77. if you Spend hours downloading large files, then delete them, download, delete....lather, rinse, repeat.
78. if you Clone yourself
79. if you Join AOL
80. if you Spend 2 years trying to quit AOL
81. if you memorize the bill nye the science guy reruns
82. if you play tag with the telephone
83. if you Plan a trip to Idaho, just so you can watch potatos grow
84. if you Re-fill your empty ice cube trays
85. if you fluf your pillows
86. if you use decorative pillows
87. if you email yourself so you can have more mail
88. if you Discover the true meaning of Teletubbies (tell me when you do)
89. if you pack yourself in styrofoam
90. if you spend the time trying to spell styrofoam
91. if you Get bubblegum stuck in your hair and try to get it out with peanut butter
92. if youCall Coca-Cola consumer information @ 1-800-438-2653
93. if you Check out the daily gravity forecast
94. if you sing karaoke to yourself
95. if you've set the World Minesweeper Record
96. if you go to the bathroom, not because you have to go, but because you don't have anything better to do (kind of disturbing)
97. if you're constantly checking Dilbert.com for updates (I HATE Cat-bert and that pointy-haired devil)
98. if you try to count the stars
99. if you read my next post things to do when your boared
100. You're reading this post RIGHT NOW!!!!! (Duh!)
GERMAN CUSS PHRASES:
Du bist eine scheisse kopf!
(Doo bist eye-neh sheyess-eh kop-ff)
"You are a shit head!"
Du bist gemein und hesslisch!
(Doo bist gay-mine oond hess-lish)
"You are ugly and mean!"
Du hast eine grosse arsch!
(Doo hahst eye-neh gross-eh arr-sh)
"You have a big ass!"
Du hast die scheisse aus deine hosen!
(Doo hahst dee sheyess-eh aws deye-neh hoe-ssen)
"You have shit in your pants!"
THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS:
This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because... (repeat)
THERE ARE PLENTY MORE VERSES THAT I WONT POST!!!!!!
(because my fingers hurt)
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snowboarding was great. the conditions were good there was a thin layer of powder, very little ice, and it was sunny and clear all day. every time i go up to big bear i apreciate our new van w/ the DVD player more and more. it is so nice to be able to watch tv on the car ride up and back from big bear. My dad brought the video camera and we got some good foottage of me doing tricks and my dad falling while video taping. jeff if only you could have made your party go till ten or later then i would have been able to come. i am tired so i am going to bed. good night everyone.
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| 01.21.04 (6:47 pm) [edit] |
i think my colors look cool. how about you guys? yea finals are half over. cain't wait for school to end tomorrow because that is when MY weekend starts. at six i am going rock then i have water polo practice. on friday i am not going to school. instead i am going snowboarding. then when i get back it is friday night and the real weekend starts. Is anybody doing anything over the weekend. i am all confused on the dates of all the parties and get togethers. yea jeff i might go running with you and brian tomorrow. I was wondering where you guys were going to run. brian said that he didn't know but he did say you guys are running 6 miles. sounds like fun i hope my coach isn't an ass and doesn't let me go. whell see everybody tomorrow bye.
list of faces (just because im board):
:D :) :( :o
:shock: :? 8) :lol:
:x :P :oops: :cry:
:evil: :twisted: :roll: :wink:
:!: :?: :idea: :arrow:
i think that the faces are pritty cool. se ya gals and guys later.
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yea sorry i didn't blog yesterday. i heard that jeff and brian did good in the marathon. congratulations! yea yesterday i built an airplane. took so long. my fingers are all cut up from sawing small peices of wood and cutting wire. but the plane came out looking great and i actually works. it was a lot of fun. today i get to make cheat sheets for math and chemistry. fun fun. oh nicole and brian we should share our notes for history. and i need the words and stuff for history too. i didn't get a chance to copy them down. but my test is on thursday not wednesday so i have time. god i hate finals. i swear they give them to us because they want to totally controll our lives. but what can you do you have to take the finals to try and get good grades in your classes. yea i need to go back to studying :shock: . bye.
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to day i studied for spanish then i went to a water polo scrimmage or howeverr it is spelled. yea we lost the scrimmage because the torry pines players were horible. (torry pines is in the same club as our team). then came saturday night. so it started off by going to the movies with cc nicloe chelsea k amber jeff and bobby. we saw big fish. it was a good movie but i was... umm... differently strange. i liked it. it had a good moral. well after that we met up with chelsea f and brian. then we went out for dinner at dennies. we ate and hung out and talked about dates for parties that made everyone confused. then amber left and the rest of us decided to go over to someones house to hang out. jeff was the lucky... i wouldn't exactly call him a winner. whou would want all of us over at their house.jk. you guys and galls all know i love you. well then we went over to jeffs house. we played pictionary where all the guys found out that we all are phychic or howerver you spell it. yea you all know it. the guys won. naturally. why wouldn't we. all you girls can win at taboo with their partial phycicness. but us guys are totally phsychic. but who really cares anyway. so jeff and brian. have fun waking up early to run a half marathon or whatever you guys are running. im getting tired so i am going to bed. bye.
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time to study for the finals. god i so don't want to study. but i want to ace all my finals. so i am going to study so much. getting off of the subject of school, today wass pretty chill except for the freaking test in mr foxs class. that was such bullshit. you don't give a test the friday before finals that is just screwed up. Marie thanx again for paying for my candy and for letting me havg out with you and nicole. that was a lot of fun. jeff why didn't you tell me that you gave amber the rose. i wouldn't have cared but i would like to be filled in on stuff like that. come on it is the bond of the guy circle at lunch. you cannot break the bond.jk i don't really care. amber i don't see why you blame yourself for the fight jeff and i had. the fight happened just because of a little missunderstanding. and amber you shouldn't let this stop you from going to the ASB ball. i say you should go with jeff. but i cann't tell you what to do. nicole i wnt to talk to you about something. so whenever you read this call me. fillmore is such a cool show. i was just watching it. it is like a law and order but in cartoon form for kids. it is so cool. i don't have anything left to talk about so talk to ya later bye.
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| 01.15.04 (5:16 pm) [edit] |
Blog is a funny word although it is not really a word at all. i know because i looked it up and it wasn't in any of the three dictionaries that i looked at. yea i know i am such a geek. i don't have anybody's e mail adresses so could you all post them when and if you respond. if you didn't get mine when it got posted in jeffs blog responce thingy then here it is. PreError1480@netscape.net
and amber if you don't e mail me back tonight but you still got my e mail then please let me know when you resond to my blog. Yea I have water polo practice tonight. it goes from 7:00 to 9:30. it is so late. i think that all yall should make a blog they are really cool. (ha, i said all yall) country is cool. i don't see why so many people don't like it. i admit it would get anoying if it was the only thing you listened to but a little country once in a while is cool. look at this picture my dad took on his last buisness trip. i wouldn't mind going here it is so nice. it looks like if you went there time would stop and you could just hang out free of worries and anxieties. god its so beautiful.
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i'll leave you gals and guys looking at this picture talk to you later bye.
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